May 2010
2 posts
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Veronica Mars and the...
Dan keeps asking waitresses what they would do if they won the lottery. Most of the time they say boring things like they would go travelling or buy a nice house. Dan asked Alicia, who is probably the barmaid we are on the friendliest terms with at the Pink Taco, and she gave us some nonsense about saving starving children in Africa.
Dan cut her off, and said “no, something all about...
Kick-Ass: WHEN COUGARS ATTACK
The Pink Taco is a pretty strange place. Its chief inhabitants are 1. Douchebags 2. Cougars 3. Team Margarita Movie. Packs of wild Greater Striped Californian Cougars roam the bar, looking for easy prey, i.e. men around our age. This Saturday at the Pink Taco there was a particularly savage-looking pack sitting across the bar from us.
I don’t want to cast aspersions, but these girls were...
