December 2009
5 posts
Avatar: Dances With Space Wolves
Most of the time, the Margarita Movie team stands alone. We walk a lonely path. I mean, there are three of us. But we three are out there with no support, seeing these shitty movies for the good of… well, nobody. When the big blockbuster films roll around, we tend to get some guest stars turning up. For Avatar, we had guest stars Andy, Lou and Sam, with no ladies, which makes this the most...
Zombieland: our Margarita Movie Waterloo
Margarita Movie doesn’t always run smoothly. It’s tough out there in the trenches and not everyone makes it back alive. This is one of those times, so join me on a journey back to sometime in September for this Classic Margarita Movie.
K. (name redacted in the name of her dignity) is my ex-girlfriend from England. She came out to visit, to make sure I was doing alright in the...
Invictus: South Africa, Experts in Racial Harmony
While it may seem that we only see awful movies with giant explosions, the schedule does not reliably afford us such riches every week. In tough times, sometimes we’ll have to resort to getting tanked and seeing Oscar bait movies like Invictus.
I understand this may seem fairly controversial, and the very thought of margarita-screening Invictus makes me a racist. How divisive was this?...
Armored: Shitmored more like
Choosing Margarita Movies is difficult, but sometimes a film makes it easy on you by looking so low-rent and trashy that Dan, Han and I all start punching each other in the shoulder with excitement when we see a trailer because a film looks like solid fried margarita gold. Armored was one of those films.
We saw trailers for this thing months ago. The premise is, a bunch of armoured car security...
Ninja Assassin aka "What the World Needs now, Is...
Let me start off by pointing out that Nick lived up to his pseudonym, Enter the Dragon’s Roper, and was lured away from the Margarita movie by a woman of sketchy nature. This left the black guy and the asian d00d to handle the growing army of martial artists lurking in the shadows of…Berlin
Before I go further let me relieve your worries: Ninja Assassin is not in fact a redundant...
